T. A. Gaines
08-25-2007, 10:23 AM
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall when a young teenager came up and sat down beside him. The teenager had incredibly tall spiked hair and it was in all different colors: red; orange; blue; green; and yellow. The old man just sat and stared at the juvenile for the longest time, intently staring at the boy. Every time the young man would look up, the old man would be staring at him. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, you never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied matter-of-factly, "Got drunk one time and had sex with a peacock. I was just sitting here wondering if you were my son!!"